Note in Cobain’s Wallet calls Courtney Love a Doping Whore

BREAKING NEWS:  Courtney Love is Doping Whore. Wait, this isn’t breaking news but what is breaking news is the discovery that Seattle Police have been sitting on a beautiful love note found in Kurt Cobain’s wallet.  What, did they forget to check his wallet?

The Seattle Police Department recently released dozens of 20 year old photos from the death scene where Kurt Cobain’s body was found. But apparently another discovery from the investigation has been found or at least finally being made public : a handwritten note from Cobain, found in his wallet, about Courtney Love.

There was a big to-do-about-nothing recently when a Seattle TV Station jumped the gun and reported that SPD was re-opening the  investigation. The internet went bat-shit crazy and Kurt Cobain was once again a trending subject.  It turns out that they(SPD) were just re-visiting the case and they made a statement that nothing new was found.

Written on Phoenix Hotel stationary, it reads: “Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife even when she’s a bitch with zits and siphoning all yr money for doping and whoring…”

In his suicide note, Cobain of course called Love “a goddess of a wife who sweats ambition and empathy.”